God forbid anything ever happens to me that requires an immediate police prescence. Every single time I've had to call the sheriff's office, it has taken no less than 45 minutes for someone to get on scene.

Had an incident with an idiot on an ATV tonight, called central dispatch. It took an hour and a half for a deputy to respond. A couple of months ago my wife called central dispatch about some rowdy neighbors loitering in our yard, throwing beer cans around, messing with her car, etc. Took an hour for a response.

WTF are the deputies doing, staying in Wise all the time?